#82 Hating Corporations
One of the more popular white person activities of the past fifteen years is attempting to educate others on the evils of multi-national corporations. White people love nothing more than explaining to...
View Article#83 Bad Memories of High School
The most time and cost efficient way of gaining a white person’s trust and friendship is to talk to them about their time in high school. Virtually every white person you meet was a nerd in a high...
View Article#85 The Wire
Though white people have a natural aversion to television, there are some exceptions. For white people to like a TV show it helps if it is: critically acclaimed, low-rated, shown on premium cable, and...
View Article#86 Shorts
One thing prized by white people is making the most of situations. They like to maximize opportunities for all that they are worth. It applies to jobs, vacations, investments, books, education, and...
View Article#88 Having Gay Friends
If white people could draft friends the way that the NFL drafts prospects it would go like this: black friends, gay friends, and then all other minorities would be drafted based on need and rarity to...
View Article#89 Saint Patrick’s Day
Normally if someone were to wake up at 7:00 in the morning, take the day off work, and get drunk at a bar before 10:00 a.m., they would be called an alcoholic, and not in the artistic, edgy way that...
View Article#93 Music Piracy
White people have always been renowned for having ridiculously large music collections. So when file sharing gave white people a chance to acquire all the music they ever wanted, it felt as though it...
View Article#94 Free Healthcare
In spite of having access to the best health insurance and fanciest hospitals, white people are passionate about the idea of socialized medicine. So much so that they have memorized statistics and...
View Article#108 Appearing to enjoy Classical Music
There are a number of industries that survive solely upon white guilt: Penguin Classics, the SPCA, free range chicken farms, and the entire rubber bracelet market. Yet all of these pale in comparison...
View ArticleNew Tour Dates Announced!
Monday, October 13th – St. Louis 7:00pm Talk & Signing Left Bank Books 399 N. Euclid St. Louis, MO 63108 314.367-6731 Wednesday, October 15th – Madison, WI 7:00pm Talk & Signing Borders...
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